Kitty Jane

Kitty Jane

Role: Social media manager and customer service kitten.

For nearly a year, I packed parcels with love and that little bit of extra kitty goodness. I looked after everyone and made sure that orders were shipped on time. I liked it so much that I have recently started my own company called Voluptupuss an online store devoted to fun and funky clothing for everyone, in cake-friendly sizes (8 - 32).

Questions we asked:


Latte or iced, usually with soy and sugar free hazlenut syrup.


If I was a dessert, I would be... strawberries frozen in petit filous. Sweet and good for you.

Kinks: Interests, Quirks or Peculiarities

I am a cat girl, this means I love my ears and tail a lot.

What attracted you to Coffee, Cake & Kink? (Why CCK?)

I loved visiting the cafe in London and became good friends with Alana and Sonia and I really wanted to help out when the time arose.

What were you doing before you joined us?

Unemployed after moving away from East London to Kent.

What's your favourite way to wake up and what's the first thing you do?

I'm pretty sure my favourite way to wake up is NSFW so the first thing I do really is check my mobile phone for text messages. Lol.

What's your favourite thing to do on a Saturday night?

Depending on my mood you can either find me at Slimelight or online playing SWTOR.

What are you reading right now?

The Magicians by Lev Grossman.

What was the last thing you ate that you really shouldn't?

Due to my health there is a lot of things I can't eat because they make me sick.. but I did have some chocolate my friend brought me from Belgium recently.

When was the last time you cried laughing and why?

My guild on SWTOR have me cracking up at least once a week with some smutty comment.

What is stashed under your bed/mattress?

Junk mostly.. and a remote control helicopter.

Have you got any bad habits? :)

Negative thinking.

Your "Bucket list" : Five things you want to do in life?

  • To be in a faraday cage with tesla coils outside playing music
  • Be in a movie
  • Own a Harley
  • Go on a ghost hunting event
  • Own a pug