Two young gentlemen, James and Jon

Went into a bar with their trousers on.

Went there for a cider, started with a kiss:

Didn't think that anything would be wrong with this...

Up steps the management. Whoa there! Wait!

We don't give a fig that you're out on your first date:

There's no way in Soho that you're gonna get it on!

(With or without them trousers on!) Out!

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Ejected from the premises, James and Jon

Kept their heads, didnt lose their shirts

And definitely kept their trousers on.

Rhymer's note: although the preceding is inspired by actual events reported in national press, every effort has be made to make it resolutely rotten.